Be careful when trying to dig your way out of banding trouble

Willie Wag, the conductor of Blesses o’ th’ Shed band, thumbed through the hymn book, looking for inspiration, but with empty seats and another resignation on the horizon, inspiration was in short supply as banding trouble loomed. Several adverts produced one applicant. A one armed, ninety-seven-year-old trombonist who fell asleep halfway through his audition performance […]